American Protesters are Pussies!

Those protesters in Wisconsin have nothing on the people in Egypt or Libya.  America needs to step up its public demonstration game.  To use a celebrity analogy, we are the Lindsay Lohan to their Charlie Sheen.  Where is our coke and hooker fueled rage?


We are sticks in the mud.  We are vanilla.  We are white picked fences and borrowing sugar from a neighbor.  They are running around the city square in Adidas pants and soccer jersey "uniforms", throwing rocks at police and blowing shit up.  When is the last time your child was atop a tank?




Our protests consist of orderly fashion, police barricades and sitting down. We have shoeless hippies lounging around hoping for change.    Our placards might as well say "pretty please" on them.  With a cherry on top?

 Their protests kill people! It involves rebel forces, militias, and cities being overrun.  I want some of that (not the killing part).  But let's have some fun with this.  I mean, we have a few shitty cities to spare.  I found this video as an example of what happens over there even though I think it was only to celebrate the grand opening of a Pinkberry.


The new trend in America is the group of protesters touring the country like a bunch of deadheads going from one military funeral to another.  But still, no fire hoses, no police dogs, no smoke bombs, nothing.  It's just a bunch of assholes disrespecting the deceased.


If the squeaky wheel gets the grease why haven't we turned to violence? Let's put the government back onto their heels.  There isn't fight or flight because these pussies do not pose a threat.